Junior by Dino P on Grooveshark
  • Track Name

    Bobcaygeon

  • Album

    Phantom Power

  • Artist

    The Tragically Hip

Every time this plays on shuffle, all I can think about is the third or fourth time I drove my girlfriend home. It was probably around two weeks before we started dating. I was driving her home from the school at about 9pm and we were listening to my iPod, which was playing Ahead by a Century. We started talking about The Tragically Hip, and how much we loved them. About a block before her house, she told me to keep driving until we’d listened to all of the music I had by them. That drive around town was one of the best feelings I’ve ever known.

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

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